What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Architect programmer
|If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...