May I speak to the conductor
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Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Solving a problem
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Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
A photographer from a well known national magazine…
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...