Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...