Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...