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What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game…
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
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