Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...