How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
A very desperate marriage
|A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....