The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...