Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...