One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....