An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...