I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...