Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...