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A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
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At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
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A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Man Playing Around If…
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10 Reasons Not To Jog
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Things never to say to a cop
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