Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....