Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious)...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners…
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was...