Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...