Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...