Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband…
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband “Wasmaking love to me...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...