Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
The great rabbit escape!
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...