Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
10 Way to know if you have PMS
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS1. Everyone around you has an attitude...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...