Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...