Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...