FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
My wife converted me to religion…
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Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
No Arms Nor Legs
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Because they’re wrigleys!
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Tee Shirt Lines
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Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...