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Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
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The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
How you earned it
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Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
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Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...