Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN
|SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.