Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...