A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...