Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
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Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
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Where are we?
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Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
A blind man is standing at the corner…
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What does it mean when the flag at the…
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