He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...