I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
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Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
The laws of golf
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