The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...