Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...