Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...