The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
There was a place crash in Poland
|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...