An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
The World’s Worst Joke!
…’Well, it wasn’t that tragic. Soon after that, I started seeing another man who...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...