Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...