Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...