10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Jewish view on when life begins
Jewish view on when life begins: There’s a big controversyon when life begins. In...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...