Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...