The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.