Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...