If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...