Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...