BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.