HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...