Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...