Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
True Marketing Errors
Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...