Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...