Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...