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A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Acronyms
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A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
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Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
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A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
How’s business?
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Elephants and Cell-Phones
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