Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Men – Ya just can’t win!
IT’S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men………If you put a woman on a...